10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!