10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."