10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth