10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves