10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• It's Free To Fold...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.