10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'