10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave