10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.