10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine