10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth