10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth