10 Random Poker Quotes

Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.