10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.