10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim