10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• It's Free To Fold...
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus