10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.