10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!