10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.