10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• It's Free To Fold...
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.