10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from