10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.