10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Welcome to kicker school
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)