10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.