10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die