10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo