10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson