10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear