10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---