10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak