10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant