10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it