10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is