10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"