10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--