10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.