10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks