10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.