10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion