10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)