10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"