10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"