10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim