10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"