10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls