10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack