10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack