10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is for loners.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio