10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.