10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.