10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• It's Free To Fold...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."